eHarmony Versus Scientology
eHarmony is a Christian-targetted right-wing dating site that was once
sued by a gay man because they refused to match him up with another
man. Scientology is the sci-fi religion relished by Tom Cruise, that
claims all life forms are from the planet Xenu. The thing that
eHarmony and Scientology have in common: for both, a personality test
is taken to see how suited you are for their perspective cult.
Here’s a little sample quiz to see whether you can tell if the
personality questions are either from the eHarmony dating site or
Scientology?
(Answers revealed at bottom.)
1) Do you speak slowly?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Sometimes
2) Would you like to start a new family by having or adopting a baby?
a) Yes, I definitely want to have or adopt a baby.
b) Maybe, I haven’t decided yet.
c) No, I can’t or don’t want to become a new parent.
3) Would you use corporal punishment on a child aged ten, if they
refused to obey you?
a) Yes.
b) No
c) Somewhat
4) Would you be willing to accept a partner who has children 18 years
old or younger living full time in their home?
a) Yes
b) No
5) How satisfied are you with your physical appearance?
a) Not at all
b) Somewhat
c) Very
6) Do people enjoy your company?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Somewhat
7) Are you in favor of color bar and class distinction?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Somewhat
I feel unable to deal with things.
a) Not at all
b) Somewhat
c) Very
9) I often leave a mess in my room.
a) Not at all
b) Somewhat
c) Very
10) I get stressed out easily.
a) Yes
b) No
c) Somewhat
11) Do you linger when you eat?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Somewhat
Answers
After taking the personality profile test for each, the big main
difference between eHarmony and Scientology is that you can be turned
down from eHarmony while Scientology will never turn you down–forever
and ever!
1) Scientology
2) eHarmony
3) Scientology
4) eHarmony
5) eHarmony
6) Scientology
7) Scientology
8) eHarmony
9) eHarmony
10) Trick Question: Both!
11) Scientology
Which do you prefer: eHarmony or Scientology? Let us know!
Harmon Leon is Freedom Haters.org
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